Susie's Super Chiang Mai Night Tour

Inspired by an epic nightime advenutre with my new Bostonian musician artist friend, I am starting up a tourist attraction at a bargain price!

BHT 50 per person, group of 4 or more BHT 150, group of 10 or more BHT 500

Please bring with you:
- footwear
- money for 7-11

You may also wish to bring:
- gloves
- helmet
- umbrella
- stick

We pick you up straight from bar of you choice!

The tour start with a long walk, in any direction of your choice. You may go down big streets and alleyways, climb over walls, and you might meet some people of your enjoyment, at any of these bars:
- Heaven Place - live music every night, free toilet
- Babylon - is it an airport waiting room?
- Roots & Reggae - watch your bag :)
If these are not to your taste, beer can be bought from a small shop close by, and also Strawberry Custard Cake! (I don't know how to embed pictures in my blog, please help)

Then you can walk some more, heading southwest. If you need a restroom, wade into the long grass and do what is required. You can use your stick to beat any snakes.

Meanwhile, when the park is closed, you must climb over the fence of Suan Buak Haad, , a very nice and beautiful park with enourmous fish and (probably) kaymans in the water. Do you like to swim? You like adventure! Now is a chance to relax by the water and look at the dark.

Soon, you will be at a relax and rejuvination so that you will wish to climb again, over the fence and up the old wall. Wear gloves if necessary, the grass is barbed. This is a fun challenge to make your way up the beautiful city wall, used in ancient times to keep out vicious invading tribes. From this place you can see many views:
- Doi Suthep (good weather only)
- Esso
- 7-11
- billboard
- road
This is an especial place for lovers of moats, since it is here where you can see the bottom very clearly, if it is shallow or dried. See every biology, where the scum washes on the rocks. The walk continues along the moat, where you can see many types of trees and flora. If it rains like a power shower, there may be a rest under a shop front.

Feeling hungry? The tour meanders to a night market, where delicious gelatinous jewels meet your desires. Authentic sticky blue rice is just right for a nightime treat, with free shrimp sugar. Still hungry? If you like meat, this will be an exception. See the pig head, and the piles of red and brown. Take in all of your senses, the knives deftly hacking at grizzle and intestine. Feel free to handle the produce.

At last the tour reaches a conclusion. You may wish to continue your tour alone at no extra cost, just find a free map provided at many places in Chiang Mai.

We await your custom!